Quotes About Education and Humor

I had the worst study habits in the history of college, until I found out what I was doing wrong – highlighting with black magic marker.

If Thomas Edison went to business school, we would all be reading by bigger candles.

A professor is someone who talks in someone else’s sleep.

An expert is a person who can take something you knew already and make it sound confusing.

I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like ‘What I’m Going to be if I Grow up’.

An expert is any lecturer from out of town, with slides.

If the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin, they would never have found time to conquer the world.