An ounce of blood is worth more than a pound of friendship.

But I love you I’m totally and completely in love with you and I don’t care if you think it’s too late. I’m telling you anyway.

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.

The first symptom of love in a young man is shyness; the first symptom in a woman, it’s boldness.

In God we trust all others must pay cash.

Love changes darkness into light and makes the heart take a wingless flight.

A life of reaction is a life of slavery, intellectually and spiritually. One must fight for a life of action, not reaction.

No man who worships education has got the best out of education… Without a gentle contempt for education no man’s education is complete.

God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny.