He who is not impatient is not in love.

I wanna be the reason behind your smile because surely you are the reason behind mine.

I believe that dreams come true because mine did when I met you. I will always love you.

I promise to handle your heart with care and treasure it with love.

If we wonder often, the gift of knowledge will come.

Patience and perseverance surmount every difficulty.

I might not be a perfect person, but that’s okay, because I found the perfect partner in you.

You don’t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. You pay good money for that in later life.

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.